Snoop Housecat Portland

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via lubricates)

hefuckin:

if you’re hot, i will follow you and deal with your shitty blog later

(via pizza)

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Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.
S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via bl-ossomed)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

humoristics: The best dog gifs ever

 

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via jitterykitty)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch, via mr-nice-watch)

penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

(Source: manicpixiedreamalien, via mountmccabe)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via mountmccabe)

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

My names Ellie I'm eightteen and I hate everyone except cats 'cause they're cool